The thing about Nutella

The thing about nutella is that it’s perfect. Absolute. Complete. Faultless. Sublime. Superb.

Nutella is my life support in a distinctly transparent glass container labelled in bold, cherry-red letters. However destitute I may become, I plan on always having a jar of glorious nutella at hand. After an especially trying day, a heaping spoon of the creamy brown paste erases all frustration at first contact with the lips. A burst of delicate sweetness entwined with majestically rich flavour melts lovingly away, leaving blessed peace and contentment. A soothing tenderness rushes through my veins and envelops me as easily as the most appeasing blanket. A luscious satisfaction settles over the room and all earlier dis-heartedness and indignation are forgotten.

Nutella, as I perceive it, is the cure to everything from a broken heart to a bad cold. So next time bleakness and exasperation take over, run down to the nearest corner store and purchase your own life-support for only $5.99!